Jacobisms

I love how this kid tells stories! He told this at Grandma Day this week. Following it is Jason's translation for what happened-- I love how he can figure out what Jakey's actually talking about. Enjoy! :)

• Jakey: "Last night the car was straight and the door was too flat so it just cutted off. And the wheels blast, and the fixer came and he came to pick up the piece of car. Then it will start working. My Dad took off the tire loop. He took it off with zizzors. He just took off the loop Grandma. That's all he did. That's the end of the story. That's it."


• Translation: "Last night (about 6 months ago) the car was straight and the door was too flat (we were driving on the freeway) so it just cutted off (see scissor reference below, Jake was getting a little ahead of himself). And the wheels blast (and a loud noise came from the front tire), and the fixer came (Zach from our ward came to help Lisa) and he came to pick up the piece of car (and he duct-taped the liner in the driver side wheel that was scraping on the tire). Then it will start working (the noise went away). My Dad took off the tire loop (later Dad took off the liner). He took it off with zizzors (He cut it off with his pocket knife). He just took off the loop Grandma. That's all he did (it came of easy). That's the end of the story. That's it."