Jacobisms from Grandma Day haha!

So, yesterday we got this email from Grandma MacKay. We love Grandma Day--thank you sooo much Dawn! We were laughing so hard, I had to post it.

I hope Lisa and Jason are taking good notes of the hilarious things that Jacob says. He CRACKS ME UP! Yesterday for Grandma Day I started writing down a few random quotes:

Me: What does Braden like to do?
Jacob: He just walks every day. He keeps walking. It's amazing.

Me: What does Dad like to do?
Jacob: He comes home after work, he eats, he goes to scouts and fixes things.

Me: I need to buy grandpa a present. What should I get him?
Jacob: Maybe a shooter gun, or a shooter stars (translation: shooter stars are fireworks).

My mom told me that Heavenly Father saves us for Jesus.

When you throw your food on the ground, mommy gets mad.

Someday I was crying at the airport because the smoke was coming out.

My mom said I could have a piece of gum when I settle down.

(while sitting on the toilet) Mom says you shouldn't dip your bum in the water or it will itch.